Strolling In The Flurries

Alrite so...yesterday....well this mornin..in the AM...(pronounced as one word...not A-M)..we decided to take a glide in the flurries..Ooh..snow was hard as the devil's...aite nevermind. Maniah tried to lose her life on a snow block. The bitch was like cement. Don't kick that shit. We were er umm..*vandalizing?* the school signs with these hard ass snow planks..&& took a visit to go see Fluffy, Buffy's Little Sister. So..Fluffy has a bag of Doritos, almost her only food there && visible, she takes a chip && says "Let's burn it." Ohkaye, her business not ours cuz we had already burned a straw. Fluffy is a foolbasket, so she does it. And then the fool eats it. OhEmGee. Imagine the taste of a chessy ass burnt Dorito. Not sexy. So on the way back to our dorm, I almost died && Maniah almost died, in front of witnesses. That would have been a mess because it was all in the middle of the street. Blood && Snow...I'm guessing that's not sexy. People were outside yelling, "Where the party at?" C'mon son!! And at 3 in the AM (it's still one word people), suspect looking guys were lurking. "Ah naw hell naw. Walk briskly cuz I'm not losing my life tonight." Then we ate Oodles && Noodles..Yes people. Our 3rd or 4th bowl along with Hot Pockets and mozerella sticks. College Life. Sleep. (-Tia)